Friday, April 17, 2009

Further negotiations with a finicky alkaloid

Happy Day of Silence, everyone.

So I woke up this morning with a touch of menstrual cramps. This is always a troubling circumstance because OTC painkillers don't work very well on me in the recommended doses. You can raise the dose a little bit safely, but yesterday I'd already used a 600 mg dose of ibuprofen (where the bottle recommends 200-400) and I didn't really want to take large doses 2 days in a row. So I decided to take 400 mg instead and potentiate it with caffeine. I didn't have time to make tea or get coffee, but I had a couple of 200 mg caffeine tablets from a long time ago. I figured only 50-100 mg would be necessary to activate the ibuprofen but I just took a whole tablet (disgusting and bitter, they need to use a better binder) because my experience said 200 mg wasn't a big deal even if it was more than I needed for this application.

Apparently 200 mg is a lot more than anything I've drunk recently, however, because my train of thought went haywire and I found it very hard to concentrate on my chemistry quiz. I knew what I was doing, but I may not have done it very carefully because I had to work fast just to keep my mind from jumping ahead in the problem, or to another problem. The painkilling scheme worked though. It's gone down a bit now - the hand-trembling caffeine test (try to hold your hand still in front of you and see how much it shakes) says it's still working some mojo, but less than earlier, and the mental chaos is much subsided. Next time I'll go to the trouble to bite the tablet in half, or even quarters perhaps on a morning like this, when I woke up half an hour before my alarm and decidedly do NOT need any extra stimulation.

4 comments:

yo mama said...

WTF? Why did you have No-Doze in the first place? From "a long time ago" when you went through your experimental caffeine tweaker phase (even though you claim it doesn't effect you)? Like, uh, before winter break long ago, or last summer when you had to leave the house past 9pm to meet up with your friends long ago? You aren't old enough to have a meaningful "long time ago"!

OMG that is so funny...

Glad it was just a quiz, you dork...

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!

Lost Rocket said...

haha. That's a crazy idea. I never thought about caffine like that. I could just go for a coffee since i'm hyper sensitive. Hey. I miss you though. I'm glad you're posting more often now.

Love,

Aria

K said...

WTF yourself! I think I bought them as a control to test my hypothesis that coffee affects me differently than other caffeine sources because of other compounds, not caffeine quantity. That would have been junior year of high school, maybe beginning of senior year. And what the hell caffeine tweaker phase are you talking about?

yo mama said...

Hey I just realized that I should mention, sort of on this topic, that you can more safely MIX dosages of acetaminophen and ibuprofen than increasing the dosage of either of one them. I guess because they effect your liver in different ways. So, no need for dangerous caffeine overloads in the future. One hopes.